My Horse Thinks You're a Bitch Hat

Say what your horse is really thinking with this hilarious embroidered cap! ✨🐴

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This cheeky “My Horse Thinks You’re a Bitch” hat is the ultimate accessory for horse girls who love a little attitude. Perfect for barn days, shows, rodeos, or just everyday wear, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

With over 80 color variations, you can pick the perfect combo to match your barn outfit, personal style, or even your horse’s vibes.

Details:

• Embroidered design: My Horse Thinks You’re a Bitch
• Adjustable back for a comfy fit
• Unisex sizing — one size fits most
• Durable, machine-embroidered text
• Available in 80+ hat & thread color combinations
• Perfect for horse girls, equestrians, and cowgirls with a sense of humor

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ High-quality embroidery that won’t fade
✔️ Tons of color options to match your vibe
✔️ Makes a fun gift for horse friends, trainers, and barn besties

Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Do not machine wash.